I've fooled them. Job done.
So, how are things back at the Palace?
Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
Ooh, Bin Laden?
Yes, Osama.
Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers...
And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?
Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?
You mean your Porsche?
Yes... the 911.
So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day...
and I totally crashed!
It's ok, I've already ordered a new one.
A brand new 9112012.
You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights...
such as the Empire State Building...
and Yankee Stadium.
And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.
Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?
Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.
- Really? - Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.
Hey, my English is getting good...
...I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!